Harper the Egomaniac

Despite Stephen Harper's threat to retool the Canada 35,000,000 Canadians know and love before an election ... he still won!
And he is changing Canada at WARP SPEED, creating a record deficit in just two years, ordering military equipment worth $100,000,000,000, which our country can ill afford and selling off our natural resources to the Chinese.
Too many people did not vote in 2011 and Harper got his majority with just 39% of the ballots cast, giving him the go-ahead to destroy the Canada we love.
Perhaps this record of "comics," as we follow his stupidy for four years, will help to jog some voters in the next election to give him the boot.
Permanently!

And Remember!

And REMEMBER:
Humour ... when reality is too ridiculous!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Peter Kent Psycho Babble

Foreword ( as in Warning)
Since Peter Kent became a politician, (is that tongue in cheek, or what!), both Monster.ca and Workopolis.ca rate the toughest job in Canada as being a translator in the House of Commons.
It comes with the standard packet but now adds daily migraine tablets as well.
One day on CPAC TV, all the translator said while Kent was yapping was, "WTF, WTF, WTF, WTF ......)
Okay, so go ahead, read these, and have headache pills handy! You have been warned!



(TRANSLATION: You don't need a binding convention. What you need is a binding convention.)

Stephen Harper, Liar and Hypocrite

LOL: Stephen Harper Bragging to the World How Wonderful Canada's Economy Is!!!


Get With the Tour Harper!
Here's Harper telling reporters on December 16th, 2011 that he has to focus on the Canadian economy after this Statistics Canada graph proves he has wiped out Canada's Liberal surplus and risks sending our country into bankruptcy.

Check ALL Your Facts First Stephen Harper!


Saudi Refining Inc
9009 West Loop S
Houston,TX77096-1719

Don't Forget: Harper LOVES Quebec Six Months Before Every Election


The CBC Was Less Subtle!:

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

One Theory: Hockey Concussion

"See No Evil"


On CBC, Minister Duncan recently admitted that until October, 2011, he had no idea Native Canadians were under the State of Emergency that had been declared months before.
It took a kick in his ass by NDP MP Charlie Angus to let him know what is actually going on under Duncan's watch.
As at December 20, 2011, Duncan is still their Minister!
Just another example of the Harper Dictatorship "hard at work".

Handy Dictatorship Flowchart

Christmas "Piece of Shit" Apology

What Happened:
At the end of the fall session, Justin Trudeau got so justifiably irritated and exasperated with Peter Kent in the House that he yelled across the aisle that Kent was a "piece of shit", (simply acknowledging what most Canadians know BTW).
Of course, the clean and starched underwear-wearing, perfect Tories screamed blue murder. Justin apologied inside and outside of the House. Kudos Justin. You da man!
But from coast to coast Canadians had their laugh at the TRUTH.
Also, for those Tories reading this post. just to help jog your memories, check my last cartoon on this post ... that is how your Minister of Foreign Affairs talks. Disgusting, eh!



My oh my Tories!
What's Good for the Goose???


The Old Pot-Kettle Thing


What's the difference between the man on the left and the man on the right who has KNOWN little girls in Attawapiskat have had to empty their shit from pails in a ditch outside their homes before going to school, all the while crafting a multi-billion dollar oil regime in Alberta? For a list of more human rights violations of Canadians by the Harper Government against Canadians, sit down, I have a list as long as Santa Claus', so its going to take awhile!

A USA MSM reported Obama and other world leaders, China, Japan, and S. Korea have all gone stone cold silent. No one knows what will rise up, armed with atomic weapons and semi-long range missiles. Yet here's demonic, militaristic, dumbass Harper on the world stage blowing off about Kim. Imagine what the Rest of the World's Leaders are saying about Harper's stupid announcements! Guess it really does take one Dictator to know another!

Harper IMAGINES himself an important world leader. China did indeed send condolences. The U.S. Secretary of State, Hilary Clinton, announced the matter WITHOUT condolences. The President was silent. Harper was the ONLY leader to crap all over Dictator #1. Here's a pot-kettle thingie to consider: REAL investigations should be done about how many innocents were killed in Libya by Canada's bombs in order to get SNC Lavenlin's boots back on the ground, making money again. What other country has ever sent someone so high up as their Minister of Foreign Affairs into the MIDDLE of a war zone?

The CONs apparently prefer to break the law than to allow Canadians to enjoy democracy. Farmers' vote is democracy HarperCons cannot countenance. Kim, at least, was not a hypocrite about democrcy. That is the difference between Harper & Kim. The farmers held a vote, it was in favour of maintaining the Canadian Wheat Board, but AgriMin Ritz and a MINORITY of other farmers are winning the day thanks to a dictatorship, NOT democracy. Even the Fedeal Court ruled IN FAVOUR of keeping the CWB 100% intact as it is. So approximately 100,000 people on the Prairies are having their RIGHTS taken from them, something impossible in a democracy, possible in a dictatorship.

Name one former Prime Minister of Canada who insisted the Government should be named after them. Stephen Harper circulated a memo throughout every government branch to change their letterheads and all stationary, et cetera to the "Harper Government". What does this tell you about a man's ego? What's next? Statues? This man was elected in a supposed democracy to govern on behalf of and for the People of Canada. He is not. He has fast tracked Canada into a Dictatorship. Don't think so? Go exercise your right to demonstrate on Parliament Hill. You will be arrested.

Here's a note from Leah Henderson, an innocent demonstrator at the G8G20 Summit. Does this sound like a person writing within a democracy, or a dictatorship? ... "Originally, I along with 20 others was charged with four counts of conspiracy in what was called the G20 main conspiracy group. I am writing because the past year and a half of facing these charges and living under bail conditions has meant that I have not been able to talk as openly as I would have liked. My voice has been muzzled by the state, which has served as a powerful reminder of the many voices that are muzzled by the daily colonialism, patriarchy, racism and violence of the world. While the silencing of my voice has an end date, the work to hear the chorus of our grandmothers and the Indigenous Peoples whose land we stand on is ongoing. I never considered that the people in power would see me, my community and our values as anything other than a threat — because we are a threat. We are working to tear this system down and to make space for life-centered systems that make the 1% irrelevant. Those who benefit from the status quo have always tried to crush that."

Harper REFUSES to help this innocent man wallowing in a foreign jail. If we live in a democracy and not a dictatorship, then what right did the RCMP have to give this man's FULL personal infpormation over to a foreign country? When I was not looking, did Harper cancel the Charter of Rights?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/​politics/story/2011/12/20/​pol-henk-tepper.html

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Harper Caucus Going Bananas


This cartoon was more than ironic!!!
It was developed BEFORE the Chiquita Banana announcement.
Weeks before Chiquita stepped up to the plate I designed this because I felt Canada had become little more than a banana republic the way Harper was governing the country.
Then Chiquita announced they were against the Tar Sands!
Well Jason Kenney, one of Harper's capos went on record that he would stop eating Chiquita bananas.
Doesn't this all sound like when we were kids, when the little boy took his football home because he was not allowed to play quarterback?
Chicquita's Directors are in there Boardroom quivering that Jason Kenney is on their case. Ya right! That, and Harper is going to replace Montreal's bridges before he spends $100,000,000,000 on jet planes and ships.

Friday, December 16, 2011

Hey Harper! Why Don't You Get Lost!

Just Leaving?
Canada got sick and tired of having to listen to TWO YEARS of NIGHTLY attack ads by Harper against the very respectable Dr. Michael Ignatieff.
All the ignorant Harper could ask was whether Iggy was leaving for the USA soon.
Wouldn't it be nice if HARPER LEFT!!!!!

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Peter "The Liar" MacKay

Mackay's Record
From lying to procure a Conservative leadership to apparent lying about a helicopter trip, Peter MacKay has zero credibility with Canadians who count truth as the mark of a man.


The Tory Liar Card

Peter Kent: World EnvironMENTAList Tells World to Screw Off with Their Koyoto Accord in Durban!

The iHarper Button

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Harper's Action Plan

When the Harper Government found out about the freezing kids in Attawapiskat, Ontario they did nothing!
Harper got up in the House of Commons and laid the blame on their community!
John Duncan, his Minister in charge, admitted they had just learned about a State of Emergency that had been declared months before!
Molasses ... that is how fast the Harper Government moves on an emergency.

Harper Turns Justice Campbell's Federal Court into a Kangaroo Court

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

How to Get Rid of Harper Permanently


This is Harper's riding.
Enter Bridget now as its Liberal candidate and have her campaigning for the next four years.
(BTW ... This one is NOT a comic. This is a very serious idea.)

Shakespeare Quote

The Attawapiskat Crisis: To All but the Harper Government

This "comic" was done as the Harper Government was stalling on aid to Attawapiskat SIMULTANEOUS with the announcement that CON Ministers stay in ultra-expensive luxury suites when they travel:






Just How Psycho Sick is Harper?
Harper RUSHED to give Haiti aid IMMEDIATELY after their earthquake but the Harper Government was COMPLETELY UNAWARE of the State of Emergency in its own country, (confirmed by Cabinet Minister Duncan on CBC), MONTHS after it had been called!
This said, Harper stood in the Commons and blasted the band in Attawapiskat over their handling of finances ... all the while Canadian children were FREEZING in the community.
SICK! SICK! SICK!

Monday, December 5, 2011

Con Drunk Driving Stupidity



Conservative MP Peter Goldring refused a road side breath test!
In the second graphic you can see what he had on his CON web site! (It "mysteriously" disappeared RIGHT AFTER he was caught apparently drunk driving ... but not before I took a picture of it.)
We'll see what happens in the courts, but former CON MP caught speeding, drunk driving, AND with cocaine in his jacket pocket was given a $500 fine only, so don't hold your breath.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Harper Calls Ezra Levant


Did this one soon after I read Harper claimed to have created 600,000 jobs ... which was not long after Stats Canada reported the loss of about that many, a difference of over one million jobs, or more people than in almost every Canadian city!
HELLO!?!?
What does Harper do, pick stats out of a pickle barrel or just uses random phone numbers from the Ottawa telephone directory?

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Cheap Labour Party of Canada


This was one of my first cartoons.
I designed it as a take off on the Conservative logo when Lisa Raitt started mouthing off about breaking unions.
The Harper Government wishes every Canadian was making minimum wage.