Harper the Egomaniac

Despite Stephen Harper's threat to retool the Canada 35,000,000 Canadians know and love before an election ... he still won!
And he is changing Canada at WARP SPEED, creating a record deficit in just two years, ordering military equipment worth $100,000,000,000, which our country can ill afford and selling off our natural resources to the Chinese.
Too many people did not vote in 2011 and Harper got his majority with just 39% of the ballots cast, giving him the go-ahead to destroy the Canada we love.
Perhaps this record of "comics," as we follow his stupidy for four years, will help to jog some voters in the next election to give him the boot.

And Remember!

Humour ... when reality is too ridiculous!

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Canada's Native Spring: Idle No More

Dear World Leaders,
When you awaken and realize, probably too late, that Indigenous People globally are consolidating into the powerful “Idle No More” movement, akin to the Occupy and Arab Spring movements before it, you will trace its single root to Canada. Blame one person: Harper, our leader with zero foresight. For a long time our Indigenous People have too patiently asked for help; commendable considering they have been royally oppressed for centuries. This includes a litany of grievous wrongs, from genocide to being removed from THEIR land. In fact, the UN has recently confirmed that, under Harper’s rule, these Human Rights’ violations still exist, including genocide.  Most non-Indigenous Canadians have been sadly ignorant of this history, as our Powers-to-be have hidden the Truth, But now we, (read most), are learning fast, are truly compassionate and empathetic, wanting to make amends, as best and as feasible as possible. The blame for this meteoric uprising rests on one man only: Harper’s stubborn refusal to meet with one Chief who has gone on a hunger strike, to the death, until Harper meets with her. He steadfastly refuses. This refusal fueled the Idle No More movement which is growing exponentially around the world. Idle No More could simmer out or become a global economic problem; now most likely the latter. Whatever happens, 100% of the blame will be Prime Minister Harper’s. Please don’t blame Canadians. We wanted reconciliation.
Thank you.
Mike Rilstone, Canada

Idle No More: Where to Focus?

There have been HORRIBLE comments made against Chief Spence and Idle No More, especially since it has blossomed exponentially in the last few weeks. Ezra Levant’s tweets are a perfect example. These bigots do this because they are AFRAID of you and want to roadblock it because of this fear. Each person has so much energy. If we use even an ounce to argue with them, it is energy wasted because it could have been used in a positive way elsewhere. Stay the course! Ignore them. Scroll by on FB. Stop reading the negative comments below the newspaper articles. If they comment on your wall, BLOCK them instantly and permanently. Think: if you use your energy to gain an ally how much better is that than beating a dead horse? At the end of the day, THEY will be frustrated, not you. Keep the drums beating! Know this: if everyone stays positive it is not a question of whether Idle No More will succeed or not; only when.


The MSL, (Mars Science Laboratory), team at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory's control center in Pasadena was ecstatic today; the mission control room was flooded with jubilant pandemonium. According to NASA Administrator Charlie Bolden, who was there along with Deputy Administrator Lori Garver and Presidential Science Advisor John Holdren, "Our Martian rover Curiosity has found life forms and this is the first picture of its inhabitants sent back to us. This is a small step for mankind; a giant leap for Indigenous People!”


Harper is making it harder and harder to eventually settle once and for all. Where did he go? The Bettman School of Screwing the Other Guy?
Canada comprises a total of 2,466,614...,400 acres, of which 8.92% is water. So do the math. At even $2 billion dollars per year for say four hundred years, that would be $800 billion. If $10 per acre was deemed fair, Canada would owe our Natives EIGHT TRILLION dollars.
Considering the real estate values of Toronto, Montreal Vancouver and hundreds of cities, towns and villages, maybe the real figure should start at $100 or $1,000 per acre! In that case, my computer can't even handle the total owed!
If Harper lets this go to an International Court, guess who would soon be kissing whose asses! Harper might look good in knee pads! Maybe he should put them on NOW and crawl to Victoria Island in the middle of the Ottawa River.
Has Obama even looked at this? If Canada's Natives win a multi-trillion dollar settlement, what do you think America's Natives will do, sit back and clap? I think Obama should call harper and tell him to get the ____ over to see Spence!!!!!!!! Otherwise, look out Whitey!
Because our Indigenous population was first killed off or forced onto reservations by the British, I believe the Crown, (read Queen Elizabeth the Second), should be held jointly and severally responsible for all pecuniary damages. Afterall, for centuries, the spoils made off NATIVE LAND went back directly to British coffers, fattening the luxury life of estates and castles that she now enjoys 24/7 on the backs of Canadian Native assets.


 Was shocked to be told today that I am offending First Nations people with my work. That is the LAST THING I intended to do. I think the problem with First Nations is their own lack of leadership and a few rebels intent on pushing away Non-natives. They need to get their act together! Sample of one of MANY attacks on me today.

The Four Ladies Who Started Idle No More